American - Comedian | May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017
I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child.
Don Rickles
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I'm not one of those guys who wants to die on a stage.
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The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.
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I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me.
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When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight.
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Bob Newhart, who is my best friend, is one of the guys I adore.
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You've got to be able to sell yourself.
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I didn't get married until I was 38.
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I shouldn't make fun of the blacks: President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.
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I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
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It's tough having the last name 'Rickles.' Luckily, my kids handled it great.
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You know how a fighter always comes into the dressing room way before a fight? That's me - I'm like a fighter.
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