American - Comedian | May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017
Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.
Don Rickles
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I like to think I'm like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.
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You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
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Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.
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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'
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If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine's Day.
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They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.
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I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.
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I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
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If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
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Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
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