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Don Rickles Quotes

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

Don Rickles

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 8, 1926 - April 6, 2017

Topics

Fun Me Hurt Sitting Insult Always

We grew up probably having as hard a life as anybody. A lot of times, we didn't have any food on the table. At Christmas, everybody else would always get something nice, but we'd get one T-shirt or one shirt... So I want to take care of Mom and Dad... and I'm having a damn good time doing it.

Jim Kelly

Life Good Time Food Mom Care

I think we're going to look back on the Internet in 50 to 100 years as a big mistake.

Jim James

Mistake Think Internet Look Back

I've met a handful of presidents, from Jimmy Carter to Bill Clinton to George Bush to Barack Obama.

Jimmie Johnson

Bill Clinton Handful Barack Obama Met

My son has godmothers, godfathers, grandparents and so many others in his life who love him as much as I do. They're there for both of us. I may not have a mate or husband, but I'm definitely not a single parent.

Jill Scott

Life Love Son Husband Parent Others

I love to create interesting textures with language. You can do it as long as it seems like a discovery.

Robert Morgan

Love You Can Do It Language Long You

Being a producer, I deal with a lot of different directors, and some of them would drive me insane with all the different histrionics, and the mystique that they carry.

Matthew Vaughn

Me Drive Producer Carry Different

I grew up climbing mountains in Montana and Wyoming and my wife and I were engaged on top of a mountain peak: Hyalite Peak in Montana. It was a 15-mile hike to get to the top of that, round-trip - thankfully, she said yes.

Steve Daines

Wife Mountains Mountain Said She Up

I have need of Rigaud. He is violent. I want him for carrying on war; and that war is necessary to me.

Toussaint Louverture

War Me Want Need Him Necessary

Whenever somebody comes up with a good idea, there's somebody else who has never had a good idea in his life who stands up and says, Oh, you can't do that.

Tom Clancy

Life Good You Never Good Idea Up

In summary, the Romans were opposed to tyranny in any form; and the feature of government to which they gave the most thought was an elaborate system of checks and balances.

Robert W. Welch, Jr.

Government Thought Tyranny System

The worst thing I could be thinking is how could I be a cool bass player.

Mike Gordon

Cool Thinking Worst Bass Worst Thing

I try to live my life as honestly as I can, and the last thing I want is to pretend to be something I'm not. To pretend to myself I am a sex symbol would somehow be dishonest. I'd feel, in my heart, that I were behaving artificially and that's the last thing I want to do.

Cherie Lunghi

Life Live Heart Myself I Am My Life