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Chris Rock Quotes

- Comedian | February 7, 1965 -

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

Time Comedy Writer Wanted

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

People Famous You Sometimes Because

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

Me Better Doing Play Actor Here

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

Men Comedy Like Most Parts Really

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'

Better Artist Say Critic Film Going

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

You Clean Room Cleaner Before Gets

I live way below my means.

Live Way Means Below

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

People You Need Tell Critic

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.

Comedy Group Activity Verbal

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

Life Goal Awards Because Show Host

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

Book Table I Can Nice Cook Plate

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

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