I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
Chris Rock
Recitation: by Male by Female
Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?
Joan Crawford
WomenLittle ThingsUnhappyYouLook
No one need think that the world can be ruled without blood. The civil sword shall and must be red and bloody.
Andrew Jackson
RedWorldThinkSwordBloodNeed
Personally speaking, growing up as a gay man before it was as socially acceptable as it is now, I knew what it was to feel different, to feel alienated and to feel not like everyone else. But the very same thing that made me monstrous to some people also empowered me and made me who I was.
John Logan
ManPeopleMeGrowing UpFeelGay
Like a lot of people, I'm interested in public service and want to do as much as I can to change the direction of this country and will give some consideration to that after midterm elections.
John Thune
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Mathematicians didn't invent infinity until 1877. So they thought it was impossible that Africans could be using fractal geometry.
Ron Eglash
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The worst advice I ever received from my dad was to play by the book.
Dimebag Darrell
BookAdvicePlayWorstEverDad
Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
Douglas Coupland
FailureOpportunityYouSometimes
A lot of guys come out, and they do the exact same thing, are in the exact same mood, and have the exact same entrance every night, I really just make up a lot of crap as I go along.
Dean Ambrose
NightGoMoodSameOutUp
I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it.
Alice Lowe
FunnyThinkComedyYouKnowStrange
I enjoy jokes, smiling, and making people smile. I may be a little different, but that's OK, who wants to be normal anyway?
Tim Duncan
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Debt is a drag, a reality you may experience with every credit-card bill you open. But for a corporation or a government, it can be even more of a drag - on economic growth and job creation.
Mark McKinnon
GrowthExperienceJobGovernmentYou
I find that I'm really attracted to mysterious creatives, and I love people that are able to put their emotions out there for not just the world to see, but just that are giving of their emotions, but a little bit mysterious and elusive as well.
Lily Collins
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