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Chris Rock Quotes

- Comedian | February 7, 1965 -

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

Sleep Go Always Up Act Kids

I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material.

Work Believe Comedy Trying You Club

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

Love Women Great Day You Down

Pretty girls have problems too.

Problems Pretty Pretty Girls Too

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

People White Go Two Same Used

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

Dance Singing American Judging Idol

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

Sports People Black Final Population

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

Man School White Stolen Blacks Were

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Business Want Out Hang Show Business

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Life Music My Life Soundtrack Movie

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

Mother Never Curse Careful Front

Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.

First Curse Because He Comedian

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