- Comedian | February 7, 1965 -
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Chris Rock
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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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Hollywood's just not funny.
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Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.
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Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
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After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
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America is the greatest country in the whole world.
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I used to hang out with grandfather all the time because he used to pick me up from school sometimes, or drive me to my mother's, so I'd be with my grandfather a lot. I used to watch him write his sermons.
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
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