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Carrot Top Quotes

American - Comedian | February 25, 1967 -

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

Good Me Look Kind Scary Pretty

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

Cooking Woman Me Lunch Dinner Go

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Home Depression People Me Down Go

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

Time Team Thinking Comedy Seriously

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Funny Good People Me Think Wish

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Crazy Want Top Always Goofy Carrot

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

People Career Realize Some People

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Funny Think Laugh Hard Audience

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

Community World Back Important Give

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'

People Me You Say Way Always

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

Path Someone Follow Would Like

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