American - Comedian | February 25, 1967 -
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
Carrot Top
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.
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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.
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