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Carrot Top Quotes

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Carrot Top

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1967

Topics

Funny Good People Me Think Wish

When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home.

Jhonen Vasquez

Home Writing Drive Book Enough Joke

I came in to make a difference, to be a minister, to make policy.

Jo Cox

Make A Difference Difference Policy

I'm from Texas and actually went to a regular high school, but every day after school I'd run to dance class and practice a lot and then go back the next day and stuff like that.

Jenna Dewan

Day Dance School Practice Texas Run

I always tend to favor the newer idea.

Steven Moffat

Always Favor Idea Tend

Neither comprehension nor learning can take place in an atmosphere of anxiety.

Rose Kennedy

Learning Anxiety Place Take Nor

I like weeding, but I tend to think of it as a solitary activity.

Roy Blount, Jr.

Think Activity Like Solitary Tend

I don't see how a woman in documentary photography could have children. I think it's a very difficult thing to do to raise a family, and I have enormous respect for people who do it. I'd hate to do something like that and not be good at it.

Mary Ellen Mark

Family Good Children Respect Hate

Obama has become too dependent on formal speeches and set town halls. His idea of mixing it up is taking off his jacket.

Dee Dee Myers

Become Jacket Up Off Idea Set

When I grew up, there was one music: rock n' roll. Somewhere along the line, there was a separation. I don't know why it happened, but it did happen.

Clarence Clemons

Music Know Separation Rock Why Line

I'm a stylist, so I've been conditioned to setting up my own clothes like a fitting.

Brad Goreski

Clothes My Own Up Own Been Stylist

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.

William Shakespeare

Together Nothing Wild Something

Writers are rememberers.

Pete Hamill

Writers