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I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

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FunnyThinkLaughHardAudience

My father was a civil servant, fairly sort of middle ranking, low to middle ranking. He worked almost entirely in what was then called Administrative Labour, dealing with employment and unemployment issues.

John Hume

FatherEmploymentUnemploymentMiddle

I realized that in those nine seasons I started out at about 225 pounds and I felt, you know, full figured fabulous woman but in those seasons I gained 75 pounds up to over 300 pounds all in front of the nation.

Star Jones

WomanSeasonsYouKnowFabulousOut

I'd won the Australian Open twice, but winning Wimbledon takes something special.

Stefan Edberg

WinningSpecialOpenTwiceSomething

Good things, when short, are twice as good.

Tom Stoppard

GoodGood ThingsShortTwiceThings

Fluidity and discontinuity are central to the reality in which we live.

Mary Catherine Bateson

LiveRealityCentralWhichFluidity

Christopher Reeve will always be Superman in my mind.

Jason Behr

MindSupermanWillAlwaysReeve

I am successful if I manage to make a film that I want and if it works emotionally for the audience and if it stays with them after the screening and means something for them. Awards or money have symbolic power.

Jasmila Zbanic

PowerMoneyI AmWantAwardsFilm

I look at my father, who was in many ways an unhappy person, but who, not long before he got sick, said that the greatest source of satisfaction in his life had been going to work in the company of other workers.

Jonathan Franzen

LifeWorkFatherSickUnhappyLook

Listen to the desires of your children. Encourage them and then give them the autonomy to make their own decision.

Denis Waitley

ChildrenDecisionParentingListen

I wrote a book of essays about New York called 'The Colossus of New York,' but it's not about - you know, when I'm writing about rush hour or Central Park, it's not a black Central Park, it's just Central Park, and it's not a black rush hour, it's just rush hour.

Colson Whitehead

New YorkWritingBookBlackYouNew

I grew up very much in a sporting background. I always wanted to be an actor, but my escapism always came in sports.

Bradley James

SportsActorAlwaysUpBackground

Truth can be stated in a thousand different ways, yet each one can be true.

Swami Vivekananda

TruthBe TrueTrueDifferentWays

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