Andy Kindler Quotes

My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.

Andy Kindler

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Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller's 'Housekeeping Hints.' I carried that Phyllis Diller book with me everywhere when I was in fifth or sixth grade. Eventually, it just fell apart.

Jill Davis

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I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

Jessica Simpson

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It's a thankless job for police officers, period, but specifically for men and women of color protecting and serving.

John David Washington

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When people ask me, 'What do you do for fun?' - it's my family. That's it.

Andre Ward

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You pay a price when you have an objective sentencing system. That is, nothing is perfect.

Jeff Sessions

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There is no Latter day Saint who dies after having lived a faithful life who will lose anything because of having failed to do certain things when opportunities were not furnished him or her.

Lorenzo Snow

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I never excluded any genre on my first record.

Deana Carter

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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

Cleveland Amory

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By and large, the artistic establishment disapproved of Margaret Thatcher.

Craig Brown

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I internalise things. My sorrows and joys are private.

Arjun Kapoor

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You don't say, I'm going to be a writer when I grow up - at least I didn't.

Anthony Doerr

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If it had been what was supposed to happen, it would have happened.

Allan Houston

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