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Andy Kindler Quotes

I have a true love for the old style of Catskill comic. There's a joy in discovering a bad joke... and then there's the joy of delivering it like, 'Isn't this a hacky joke?'

Andy Kindler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 16, 1956

Topics

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I don't remember ever not knowing about acting.

Jennifer Grey

Remember Not Knowing Acting Knowing

I am in a constant cycle of selling my clothes at Wasteland and buying from Goodwill. Once or twice a year, I go through my closet and donate everything to Goodwill. It feels like I am recycling my fashion.

Jenny Lewis

I Am Fashion Clothes Year Selling

Managing your own property can be a full-time job.

Robert Kiyosaki

Job Property Own Your Full-Time Job

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah.

John Zorn

Man Bar Bar Mitzvah He Anybody

With age comes wisdom and a high sex drive. And the wisdom to enjoy it.

Amber Valletta

Wisdom Age Drive Enjoy Sex High

When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me.

Shirley Eaton

Women Me Fat Too Much Eat Stressed

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.

Tommy Chong

Night Trying Look Back Band See

You know... the only person I really had to please after a point was the MPAA. Because Lions' Gate was like, hey, whatever you can get away with is fine, we don't care.

Rob Zombie

Care You Person Know Gate Whatever

It's a shameful thing to admit for someone who writes such long books, but I read so slowly that I almost subvocalize.

Ron Chernow

Someone Long Admit Books Almost Who

A good pump is a silhouette, like the bone structure of the face. It's like a beautiful face with no make-up. You can cover a not-so-beautiful face with make-up, but it is just a mask - it is the same with shoes.

Christian Louboutin

Good Beautiful Shoes Face Mask You

When you're under stress, your immune system doesn't work as well.

Bob McNair

Work Stress You System Well Your

Right now, I love the fact that I have so many opportunities, but I know this privileged position cannot last. That doesn't mean that I'll stop working. I picture myself as an old actress doing cameos in films with people saying: 'Isn't that that Bening woman?'

Annette Bening

Love Myself Woman People Saying