Adam Carolla Quotes

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

Adam Carolla

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CarWantRunNoseTakeChances

I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires.

Jim Gaffigan

ActingActorNeverAlwaysPlanned

Self-preservation, nature's first great law, all the creatures, except man, doth awe.

Andrew Marvell

NatureGreatManLawFirstAwe

Nowadays, business is all about productivity - and our folks produce.

John Hoeven

BusinessProductivityNowadaysOur

The laws of nature are structured so that we grow and change, and get to experience the full spectrum of biological existence.

Robert Lanza

NatureChangeExperienceGrowLaws

Existentialism is about being a saint without God; being your own hero, without all the sanction and support of religion or society.

Anita Brookner

GodHeroReligionSupportSociety

So I played the acoustic guitar and harmonica and stomped my foot and I think I was right in assuming that Greenwich Village would be the best place to perform my own material and possibly get some attention, move on to making records and all.

Steve Forbert

BestThinkGuitarAttentionVillage

I was always a funny person. I thought I would play some good ball, and the Harlem Globetrotters would see me, and that would be it - fame.

Sinbad

FunnyGoodMeThoughtPersonPlay

I love blue in all its shades and textures. I wear navy like others wear black, and I love the blue in flowers - cornflowers, delphiniums.

Tory Burch

LoveBlueFlowersBlackNavyOthers

I will also continue to fight to provide better economic security for victims of domestic violence.

Lucille Roybal-Allard

FightBetterViolenceSecurityWill

Taste, which enables us to distinguish all that has a flavor from that which is insipid.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

TasteUsFlavorDistinguishWhich

There was no one near to confuse me, so I was forced to become original.

Joseph Haydn

MeBecomeOriginalForcedConfuse

Every time, all the time, I'm a perfectionist. I feel I should never lose.

Chris Evert

TimeFeelLoseNeverI FeelShould

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