I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe Garagiola
WifeBaseballCreditCardsKnowShe
My father, a refugee from Eastern Europe, was preparing a fraudulent marriage to an American citizen as a route to this country when he was sponsored, making fraud unnecessary. My wife's grandfather bought papers from another Chinese villager to be able to come to the United States.
Nicholas Kristof
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
LightWifeMeDarkNowShe
I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.
Ja Rule
ChildrenWifeThreeNeverHit
I bought my wife Leighanne a silver BMW Z8 sports car one Christmas and tied it up with a big red bow in the driveway of our house.
Brian Littrell
CarSportsWifeRedHouseSilver
I never owned a suit until after the election. I got married in jeans and boots. My wife and I, when we went to prom, I was in a pair of jeans.
Markwayne Mullin
WifeBootsElectionNeverJeansGot
Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.
Billy Strayhorn
LoveWifeRoadPunishmentSubject
My wife, my daughter, and my son have my first loyalty and always will.
Michael Cohen
SonDaughterLoyaltyWifeWill
My wife, Caroline Spector, and I pitched some comic ideas to various publishers back in the '80s, but nothing ever came of it.
Warren Spector
WifeIdeasBackNothingSomeComic
I remember the first time I met my wife, Elisa. As a favor to a friend, I had gone to her home to pick up her sister, Frances. Elisa opened the door, and at least for me, it was love at first sight.
Joseph B. Wirthlin
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My wife and I have spent half our lives, half our adult lives, trying to save special parts of California.
Pete McCloskey
WifeTryingSpecialCaliforniaAdult
Racing is a very selfish, self-centred, self-glorifying thing. My wife's life for 14 years was centered around me. It was all about me. It was all for my ego.
Greg LeMond
LifeWifeMeEgoSelfishRacing
Is it not important to find out how to listen not only to what is being said but to everything - to the noise in the streets, to the chatter of birds, to the noise of the tramcar, to the restless sea, to the voice of your husband, to your wife, to your friends, to the cry of a baby?
Jiddu Krishnamurti
SeaWifeBabyBirdsHusbandVoice
My wife runs the charity Reprieve, and so rendition, droning, and capital punishment are very much the topics of our dinner table because of that.
Nick Harkaway
WifeDinnerCharityTablePunishment
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
HomeWifeMeDoorNightSexy
I went to high school in Columbia. I met my first wife, Richards, whom I married while I was working on a B.S. in chemistry at Georgia Tech. She bore Louise, and I studied. I learned most of the useful technical things - math, physics, chemistry - that I now use during those four years.
Kary Mullis
WifeSchoolHigh SchoolPhysicsNow
My wife is German, so I know something about German energy policy.
Bret Stephens
WifeEnergyKnowPolicySomething
My wife and I are connoisseurs of films but in opposite directions. She's a connoisseur of really good, classy foreign films. I'm a connoisseur of really bad, cheesy horror movies - so-bad-it's-good horror movies.
Mark Pellegrino
GoodWifeBadClassyMoviesShe
Do I have a reasonable expectation of privacy in any information that I share with a company? My Google searches? The emails I send? Do I have a reasonable expectation of privacy in anything but maybe a letter I hand deliver to my wife?
Blake Farenthold
WifeInformationPrivacyHandGoogle
Ideally if I settled down with a wife I would love to form my own troupe of mini dancers!
Michael Flatley
LoveWifeDownMy OwnOwnDancers
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
Warren Beatty
ChangeAgeWifeManBankTwo
The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.
Joseph Prince
LoveWifeWantReasonLordCommit
Yes, I wear a number of hats. But my most important title is mom and wife.
Paula Broadwell
WifeMomHatsImportantYesWear
When I see a fighter gets into the ring, I not only see the fighter, but I see his wife and children. I care about what happens to them. I care about what happens to that fighter after he gets out of the ring.
Gerry Cooney
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