Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

LightWifeMeDarkNowShe

I think the reason these readers come back to me is because I represent their points of view. It may not be my point of view, but that's OK. Everyone still deserves to have their say.

Jodi Picoult

MeThinkViewPoint Of ViewBack

In 'Falling Skies,' I was playing a soldier and a fighter, and then, when I was taken captive, you're still in this post-apocalyptic world.

Jessy Schram

WorldYouFighterSkiesFalling

My favorite is Steamfresh broccoli with just a hint of garlic salt.

Jennette McCurdy

SaltFavoriteJustGarlicBroccoli

Socialism means slavery.

John Dalberg-Acton

GovernmentSlaverySocialismMeans

I approach music and acting the same way, through spontaneous improvisation. I never really try to rehearse anything, do it over and over, except when we're inside a take.

Matt Schulze

MusicActingWayTryNeverInside

It has been crazy and amazing. I had never thought I would work with Akshay and Rajinikant and would get to associate with these talented people.

Amy Jackson

WorkPeopleAmazingCrazyThought

Politicians are fond of criticizing others.

Martin Winterkorn

OthersPoliticiansFondCriticizing

I think the first concert I attended was Coldplay with my dad when I was around eight years old.

Daya

ThinkOldFirstYearsConcertEight

I want students to understand specific technologies, but the real goal is that they should be able to reason about how systems work and be intelligently skeptical about technology so that, when they're running the world in a few years, they'll do a good job.

Brian Kernighan

WorkGoodTechnologyJobWorldGoal

I think every character actor at some stage likes to carry a film. It can be extremely liberating to just come in for a scene or two and do your thing. But I find it frustrating if I'm just doing little bits here and there for too long.

Brendan Gleeson

CharacterThinkDoingLongFindTwo

For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex.

William H. Gass

LookingEyeSexCountryBecomeOver

It's a very good idea that we have a third term Labour government led by Tony Blair for a full term.

Peter Mandelson

GoodGovernmentGood IdeaIdeaFull

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