Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

Topics

HomeWifeMeDoorNightSexy

I figure I can be artistic, but I work like a blue-collar person, too, and I'm serious about that.

Joe R. Lansdale

WorkI CanPersonSeriousLikeToo

Racism springs from the lie that certain human beings are less than fully human. It's a self-centered falsehood that corrupts our minds into believing we are right to treat others as we would not want to be treated.

Alveda King

LieRacismTreatWantBelieving

My 3-year-old daughter is somewhat psychic. I hate the abuse of that word, so let's just say... intuitive. She was born 'in the caul,' meaning my water never broke, and superstition says that makes a child psychic.

Alysia Reiner

DaughterWaterHateChildMeaning

Some people say, I'd give anything to be 30 again. Well, I really wouldn't. I didn't enjoy being 30.

Tori Amos

PeopleEnjoySaySome PeopleWell

I've always liked big challenges in football and playing against the best.

Toni Kroos

BestFootballChallengesAlwaysBig

Wealthy people have not disappeared, they are just not so willing to show off their wealth.

Martin Parr

PeopleWealthShow OffOffJust

A lot of shows have couples with issues inside the relationship.

Michael Trucco

RelationshipInsideCouplesIssues

What we have to do is we have to make sure that our country is as strong as it can be economically and from a defense standpoint.

Michael T. Flynn

StrongCountryDefenseSureOur

But I do believe this - I believe that fundamentally, society is headed in the right direction or wants to head in the right direction, and I think judges have an obligation to try to help it head there.

Judge Mills Lane

SocietyBelieveDirectionThinkHelp

Stabilizing the euro is one thing, healing the culture that surrounds it is another. A world in which material values are everything and spiritual values nothing is neither a stable state nor a good society. The time has come for us to recover the Judeo-Christian ethic of human dignity in the image of God.

Jonathan Sacks

GoodGodTimeCultureSpiritual

I grew up with brothers. I love men. Of course it's hard to be a woman in a man's world.

Allison Janney

LoveMenWomanManWorldHard

The feet of the humblest may walk in the field Where the feet of the Holiest trod, This, then, is the marvel to mortals revealed.

Phillips Brooks

WalkFeetWhereMayMarvelField

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