No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.
Max Beerbohm
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen
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You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long.
Ann Wilson
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The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.
Kevin Hart
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I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Steven Wright
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I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
Evan Dando
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
Charlie Sheen
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Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating.
Ron Fairly
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The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
Bennett Cerf
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch Hedberg
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Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand-new day.
Zig Ziglar
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Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
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Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be.
Christopher Bond
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