Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

MorningNightIceUpLast Night

I'm not going to change me just for some extra money.

Max Holloway

ChangeMoneyMeGoingExtraJust

Nobody ever looked at me in Krasnodar. I'm not in the taste of the men there at all.

Anna Netrebko

MenMeNobodyTasteEverLooked

My theory has always been, if you take care of your business today, take care of the job you have at hand, whatever else comes down the road will be there for you.

Steve Scalise

BusinessTodayJobRoadCareYou

You can't teach someone to be imaginative.

Tony Gilroy

SomeoneYouTeachImaginative

Women love an honest man. An honest man that isn't afraid to say, 'Men get hurt too.' And a lot of men don't admit that.

Rita Ora

LoveWomenMenManHurtAdmit

But let's be clear. We're talking about a country where there's no opposition. As leader he can ignore Parliament and - sorry that's Tony Blair isn't it? Um, so he doesn't even have to ask the country before he goes to war - sorry that's still Tony Blair.

Rory Bremner

LeaderWarSorryIgnoreTalkingAsk

Well I am grooming him, he has a boxing trainer that knows what he is talking about, and once he has that he is able to put everything together and he listens, and when somebody listens they are able to accomplish anything.

Michael Moorer

TogetherI AmTalkingAccomplishHim

After an eternity of seeking the sudden threshold of seeing and finding leaves one filled with a strange paradox of ecstasy and grief. I was born to see.

Joy Page

GriefFindingSeeingBornStrange

In the best of all worlds, the producers would take some responsibility for the kinds of things they're putting out. Unfortunately, they don't.

Dick Van Dyke

ResponsibilityBestOutThingsTake

There has to be the right pacing of images to tell the story. I'm always stunned at how little you can put in.

Chris Raschka

StoryYouRightAlwaysTellLittle

Truly, we do live on a 'water planet.' For us, water is that critical issue that we need. It's the most precious substance on the planet, and it links us to pretty much every environmental issue, including climate change, that we're facing.

Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

ChangeLiveWaterEnvironmentalNeed

I think portraying human beings trying to hold on to their humanity against pretty much certain odds that they'll die horribly in some way someday, and that they'll face horrible things along the way, I don't know - I think that's a beautiful thing. It's a wonderful thing.

Scott M. Gimple

BeautifulFaceThinkDieHumanity

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