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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Time People Night You Last Night

The water issue is critically related to climate change. People say that carbon is the currency of climate change. Water is the teeth.

Change Water People Climate Change

I am very fortunate. I am a glass-half-full eternal optimist type to the point of being a moron. But I would never presume to know how hard it goes for others. How, for some people, just getting though the day is an incredible effort that can hardly be borne.

Day I Am Effort People Know Never

The Secret Intelligence Service I knew occupied dusky suites of little rooms opposite St James's Park Tube station in London.

Service Intelligence London Secret

Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!

Someone Want Meet Write Always Them

The success is worth nothing to me if I can't share it with the people I love.

Love Success People Me Worth Share

I don't really eat fried food. It's definitely a no go for me.

Food Me Go Eat Fried Really

I try to focus on the stuff that I can control and let go of the other stuff.

Steven Soderbergh

Focus Control I Can Go Try Let Go

Some people say that 'Drag Race' is about glory and immortalizing yourself in the Hall of Fame. For me, it's about shaking RuPaul down for her money.

Money Yourself People Me Down Glory

Your first hit in the majors - that's tops. It means you're on your way. When you get the first hit, then you can get the rest.

Rest You Way First Get Your

I know my beliefs. I know where I stand on issues and concerns, and I feel that there is the right platform to tackle those concerns. And if you're lucky enough to have a voice on something you have knowledge, then speak your mind, but only really for things for which you have an input.

Knowledge Mind Voice Speak Stand

Running the test suite like this allows us to catch problems when they are just introduced.

Miguel de Icaza

Problems Test Catch Us Just Like

I grew up watching cinema in my country that wasn't telling stories about us, and we had to find a way to connect, and our references, our role models had nothing to do with us. And I'm so glad that it's changing.

Find Cinema Country Nothing Way Up

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