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Gum Quotes

The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Time Walk President Same Gum United

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Work Good Back Lost Bubble Gum

I always have Trident gum with me because I talk to people all the time.

Time People Me Talk Always Gum

No matter where I'm going, I always have sunglasses, a book, and some gum in my carry-on.

Book Sunglasses Matter Always Gum

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

Pet Professionalism Gum Successful

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

John Mason Brown

Eyes Television Gum Chewing Gum Some

When I was 10, we drove to Disney World. When we arrived, what impressed me most was the meticulous attention to detail; there wasn't a gum wrapper anyplace.

Me Detail World Attention Gum Most

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Time Dumb Fart Same Gum He

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

Result London Box Gum Out Principle

I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

Bubble Smell Gum Eat Like

The most validating thing was when my picture was on my first bubble gum card. That was in '68 for me. I was finally on the Topps card.

Me Picture Bubble First Gum Most

For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

Me Brain Reason Gum Going Some

I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.

Live Gum Without Things Nail Polish

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

Always Gum Chewing Gum Chewing Jason

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

Enjoy Flattery Gum Chewing Gum Like

I'm always trying to show versatility. I'm juggling, and I'm flipping fire, and I'm chewing gum and rhyming at the same time... on a unicycle, while playing the drums.

Time Fire Trying Same Always Gum

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

School Me You Gum Rule Dumbest

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.

You Bath Kind Bubble Right Gum

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.

Theodore C. Sorensen

Gum Chew Candidates Presidential

There is no such thing as a cleanse. Cleanses tell you that you need to get rid of that piece of gum you swallowed in fifth grade that is still stuck to your intestinal lining. That's not true.

Harley Pasternak

You True Need Gum Tell Get

'Chewing Gum' ages me 15 years every time I do it - it's insane.

Time Me Gum Years Chewing Gum Every

I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

Allison Williams

Person Always Gum Breath Major

I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.

Parents Me Wishes Know Never Gum

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Eyes Television Movies Gum Chewing

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