Harley Pasternak Quotes
There is no such thing as a cleanse. Cleanses tell you that you need to get rid of that piece of gum you swallowed in fifth grade that is still stuck to your intestinal lining. That's not true.
There is no such thing as a cleanse. Cleanses tell you that you need to get rid of that piece of gum you swallowed in fifth grade that is still stuck to your intestinal lining. That's not true.
The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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