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My boy and I move. We have this game where if we dress in a particular item of clothing, we have to do a different movement. A hat means 20 jumps - that sort of thing. When I put a scarf on, my son has to drop down and do push-ups, immediately. He thinks it's really funny.

Magnus Scheving

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I was at Home Depot with my dad looking for paint when I got the call to open for Taylor Swift. That was wild, because I was crying in Home Depot, and people were looking at me funny.

Charlie Worsham

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It's funny: I like being surprised as a reader, so it's difficult for me to spoil my own stuff.

Marc Guggenheim

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I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.

Uma Thurman

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It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.

Gary Oldman

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The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.

Will Ferrell

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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.

Carol Burnett

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I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot - I think she's really funny - and a lady called Daily Grace.

Maisie Williams

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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Charles M. Schulz

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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldn't think... so that's where it kind of is funny.

LeAnn Rimes

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There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.

Val McDermid

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There's so many funny things to say about being with Charlotte. I've worked on a few bits about it - not to be indiscreet but because the shock of culture and values is so interesting.

Gad Elmaleh

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I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.

Will Ferrell

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It's funny because I remember playing 'Grand Turismo,' and I would get yelled at by my brother for moving the controller as if it was a wheel. He was, 'It's not gonna help you.' Now you have a Wii, and you could actually move and control it.

AJ Lee

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If you're sick, watch funny movies.

Mandy Patinkin

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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.

Charisma Carpenter

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Now when I see something beautiful or funny or sweet, sometimes I reach for my camera, but other times I think, 'I need to let this moment exist. I don't have to capture everything. I just want to experience it.'

Leelee Sobieski

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I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do, and they kind of insult you.

Vanessa Bayer

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When I think about Plastic Man, he was genuinely the first funny super hero.

Gail Simone

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Will Rogers

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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

Al Franken

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Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.

Madeleine Stowe

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You want to have the perfect balance of hot and funny on your Instagram, but you never want too much of either... Don't try to add humility to your blatant 'hot' posts through a half-hearted attempt at being funny. You look good; just own it.

Cazzie David

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Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Laurence J. Peter

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