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Al Franken Quotes

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.

Al Franken

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: politician
Nationality: american
Birth: May 21, 1951

Topics

Funny Think You Know First Get

I have a center at 412 West Chicago Avenue. It's called the Jesse White Community Center and Fieldhouse. It's a state-of-the-art gymnastics facility, game room, weight room, computer lab.

Jesse White

Community Game White Chicago Room

I mean, I tend to do my own thing, and that usually crosses purposes with everyone around me.

Shirley Manson

Me My Own Mean Everyone Own Around

I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit.

Rush Limbaugh

Saying Know Way Out Tell Something

All babies are ugly unless they're your baby.

Lorne Michaels

Ugly Baby Your Babies Unless

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

Demetri Martin

Myself Laugh More Honest Computer

I lived in the Republic of Ireland. I wrote a book about the North but as an outsider. The hatreds there were not mine. I never felt them. I liked how open in most ways Catalan nationalism was, compared to Irish nationalism. I disliked the violence and cruelty in Ireland.

Colm Toibin

Book Nationalism Violence Never Open

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

Arthur Smith

Now Falling See I See Nose Half

When I'm back home, all I wear is African fabric. All I really rock is the traditional stuff.

WizKid

Home Back Rock Wear Fabric Stuff

If people are prepared to eat locally and seasonally, then they probably do pretty well in terms of environmental impact.

Peter Singer

People Environmental Impact Eat Well

Young people have been at the forefront of every great social movement in our country's history.

Sherrod Brown

History Great People Country Young

I'm knocking fools out. I'm beating guys because that's what I was born to do.

Mark Hunt

Born Fools Out Because I Was Born

I always thought of my work as being animated by a spirit of unhinged generosity.

Mark Leyner

Work Generosity Thought Spirit Being