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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.

Funny Think Trying Back Country Now

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Funny Love People Creating Tax Poor

I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.

Kathryn Prescott

Life Funny Passion Men Stand Been

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up.

Funny Yourself Driving Hotel You Up

It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.

Funny Think Bad Find Drama Done

I actually can't watch blood and gore and all those things. I watch Netflix shows with my hand over my face, like, peeking out. Which is funny, because I'm on sets all the time, and I know how those effects are done.

Funny Time Face Know Done Netflix

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

Funny Mother Child Eating Restaurant

It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's really funny, and I'll get, like, a million views. But to the right of me, there will be a video of a kitten that falls into a toilet bowl, and it's three seconds long, and it will get 25 million views.

Funny Good Money Me Short Long

The funny thing is that I've known since I was 7 years old that I was never going to have kids. I always imagined myself as this worldly, traveling gypsy lady.

Funny Myself Lady Never Old Always

There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

Funny Women Man Some SNL Really

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Funny Live Age Past People Die

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

Funny Woman Thought Remember Said

It's funny, because in 1970 I met the Beatles quite by a chance at a party. It was the Beethoven bicentenary, and I was then also playing the Beethoven Sonatas. And that's all they wanted to hear about - I wanted to talk about them, and all they wanted to talk about was Beethoven.

Daniel Barenboim

Funny Chance Party Talk Playing

I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.

Life Funny Good Memories Time Kids

I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music.

Funny Music I Am First Singer Just

The funny thing as an actor is that you show up on the set, and your key goal really is to make the scenes that you're involved in honest and real. You're not concerned with the technical aspect of things, and then you sit in the movie theater, and you watch it with everyone else, you realize that, 'Man, this is pretty exciting.'

Funny Man Key You Goal Actor

I still tell a lot of jokes and do a lot of funny comics, but the stuff I like best is the personal stuff. I will still occasionally talk about my job and retail, but it evolved.

Funny Best Job Personal Will Talk

I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.

Funny Children Lived Neighborhood

I feel like I'm edgy and I'm funny and I got this bite, this outrageousness.

George C. Wolfe

Funny Feel Edgy I Feel Like Bite

I watched a lot of soap operas like 'General Hospital' and 'Days Of Our Lives.' When it came to movies, my parents were quite strict. They would watch 'Flash Dance' but wouldn't let us see the whole film because Jennifer Beals' character was a stripper. It was so funny when I finally saw the whole film. I thought she was a ballerina!

Funny Character Dance Parents Movies

I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.

Funny Modern Something Would Like

If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you have such a defined character, I feel like I can actually read the phone book and make it funny.

Funny Character Book Possibilities

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Family Funny Church Choir Years

I guess I feel it's funny to be looked to for advice on writing when I am still taking in so much from other people.

Becky Albertalli

Funny I Am People Writing Advice

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