At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
Robert Gottlieb
FaceYouFartOldPointFact
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
YouEarthFartTellHereDifferent
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
Andy Samberg
HumanityYouGoFartJokesLet Go
I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.
Fred Durst
ChildrenLaughWantFartJokesJust
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
AgeYouWayFartRoleYour
Male writers don't want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato chips while cracking fart jokes and making lewd comments without fear of feminine disapproval. But we're your co-workers, not your wives.
Nell Scovell
FearBagWantCo-WorkersScarfFart
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
Tyler Posey
HelpFartOutJokesTellFilter
I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
Kate Winslet
WomanFartReal
If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you.
Thundercat
LoveYouKnowFartSomebodyFront
I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the sake of laughter - or it's one of those things where it's just kind of very preachy, very heavy-handed.
Hasan Minhaj
LaughterThinkComedyKindWayFart
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
DatingPhilosophyFartRightJust
Fart jokes still work for me.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
WorkMeFartJokesStill
Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
Al Jourgensen
MeYoungRockFartOldIdiots
Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill.
Robert Rinder
FartContractsUsefulTreadmill
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
Ryan Hansen
FunnyYouKnowWantFartClaim
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I can smell a liar like a fart in a lift!
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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