Ryan Hansen Quotes

Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.

Ryan Hansen

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 5, 1981

Topics

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Today I am announcing my support for Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States of America.

Joe Andrew

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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

Joe E. Lewis

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For me, open source is a moral thing.

Matt Mullenweg

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I knew how to sing in choirs and sing in church, but I didn't know how to sing in a studio. That's what Darlene and the Blossoms taught me to do - to be a studio singer.

Merry Clayton

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If I go onstage, I want to give people everything they want and more. I'll wash their car for them on their way out.

Trent Reznor

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The depth of concern people feel about UKIP is not always matched by depth of understanding.

Douglas Alexander

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It took me a lot of times watching it that I started to appreciate 'Pulp Fiction.'

Christoph Waltz

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When you look at what people consider success in the music industry, it's just terrible music.

Conor Oberst

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That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

Brian Clough

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I don't envy anybody else's career because I feel they've earned where they're at and worked hard. I wouldn't mind Jack White's gig, though. He does it all!

Brian Fallon

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The economic game is not supposed to be rigged like some shady ring toss on a carnival midway.

Arianna Huffington

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I consider myself a Christian - a true believer in Jesus Christ - that He died for our sins.

Antonio Sabato, Jr.

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