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Hasan Minhaj Quotes

I think the way comedy is represented on screen is it's either all fart jokes - and it's just laughter for the sake of laughter - or it's one of those things where it's just kind of very preachy, very heavy-handed.

Hasan Minhaj

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: September 23, 1985

Topics

Laughter Think Comedy Kind Way Fart

I really would like to work with kids if I was not a model.

Maud Welzen

Work Would Like Kids Model Really

Ultimately, Captchas are useless for spam because they're designed to tell you if someone is 'human' or not, but not whether something is spam or not.

Matt Mullenweg

Someone You Human Useless Tell Spam

My biggest accomplishment was playing 'Lark' on the daytime drama Port Charles because it was the most regular acting job I have had, and I had to step in and fill someone else's shoes.

Amy Weber

Shoes Job Step Accomplishment Acting

I had done a couple of plays, but I was a clueless boob. 'Cosby' allowed me to have something on my resume that was real and then the producers of 'Guiding Light' let me play a preppy killer just the following month. Suddenly I had two gigs on my resume that made me look like a real actor, although I was far from it.

Michael Weatherly

Light Me Look Play Resume Done

You either end up on a good, fun show that's successful, or you have that question mark in your future, and you know that you don't know what's going to happen, which is exciting.

Lucy Griffiths

Good Future Fun End You Know

You're really creative when you're in an environment that you don't know how to handle. So collaborating was like that for me. I think that was one of the reasons why I knew I was gonna get a challenging reaction.

Liz Phair

Creative Me Think Environment You

For me, in the third book, when Peeta gets brainwashed by the Capitol, that's going to be fun to play. The rest of the time he's very much into Katniss, and for that to get turned around and to play it the other way, that's going to be very exciting.

Josh Hutcherson

Time Fun Me Book Rest Play

There's a degree of deception in silence.

Don Lemon

Silence Deception Degree

For the moment I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.

Demi Moore

Age Beautiful Moment Woman Look Try

My perfect day is to work incredibly well in the morning and write something wonderful, then take the dog for a walk and go for a swim in the ladies' ponds on Hampstead Heath or work in my allotment. Then I get tarted up in the evening and go out in London to dinner or the cinema.

Deborah Moggach

Work Dog Morning Walk Day Dinner

The first time I ever saw a black audience at our concert, we were in Zimbabwe.

Clarence Clemons

Time Black First Time First Audience

The holidays are important, but the path I've chosen doesn't take that into consideration. I do what I can to enjoy them, but it's one of the sacrifices of being an athlete.

Brittany Bowe

Path Holidays Enjoy I Can Important