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Drunk Quotes

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

Chair Drunk Done Grandmother Way

I don't like tea! Never have, never drunk it.

Tea Drunk Never Like

The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full is little better than a beast, and he that drinks till he is drunk is quite a beast.

William Cobbett

Great Better Drunk Security Beast

We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

Alcohol Thought Stronger Drunk Left

In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the end of a broomstick in front of the cow. The goats would knock their heads around the inside of the can and emerge giddy, peanut butter drunk.

Children End Drunk Cow Zoo Trash

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

Love Relationship Day Believe Drunk

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

Drunk Got Five Everybody Before

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

Think You Drunk Wheel Drink Always

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Drunk Crime Get

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

Opportunity Walk Doors Drunk Swing

When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.

Weird Drunk Rhythm Singer Started

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

Drunk Excuse Convenient Getting

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Shirley MacLaine

Love Drunk Person Office Useless He

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.

Truck Year Drunk New Nice Box

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.

Money Day Credit You Drunk Lift

I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.

Jonathan Brandis

Children School Small End Drunk

There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he says, 'because that's where the light is.' That's the problem with the deficit.

Christina Romer

Light Economics Problem Drunk Looks

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.

Bruce Dickinson

Life Window Road Reach Drunk Look

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

Stand Drunk Nobody Enjoyment Get

I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.

Responsibility Loved Driving Drunk

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Women Drunk Sober Other Sees

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

You Drunk Know Floor Quite How

I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a puppeteer pulling strings. For me, it's a scary, chaotic process over which I have little control. Words demand other words, characters resist me.

Myself Words Me Control Story Drunk

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Drunk Too Much Try Drink Bite Much

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