When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.
Bobby Moynihan
SadDrunkRapperPretendWould
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
William Tecumseh Sherman
MeCrazyStandDrunkNowHim
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
Richard Widmark
GreatTimeLovedDrunkIrishHim
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney
BrainDrunkSizeGetOnlyCourse
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
TimeNew YorkCityDrunkBadNew
He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Epictetus
GlassesDrunkThreeMoreWhoHe
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
TimePoetryWineWishYouDrunk
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.
Alan Davies
WalkBridgeWorryBuildingsDrunk
We would not have 'America's Funniest Home Videos' without drunk brides and grooms falling into cakes.
Nia Vardalos
HomeAmericaDrunkFallingWithout
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
Harry Nilsson
ReputationDrunkLookYearsGet
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.
Saffron Aldridge
GoodCoffeeTeaGreenBlackDrunk
If you think I'm a drunk, you shoulda seen my old man.
Hank Williams
ManThinkOld ManYouDrunkOld
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
Damien Hirst
BetterYouDrunkSometimesSee
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
Joe Garagiola
DrunkKangarooOffSkatesLikeHall
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
Max von Sydow
MeFaceDrunkWonderNothingUp
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster.
Amanda Peet
GlassesFlyingThinkKeyYouDrunk
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Yosef Agnon
ManNameDrunkCowMilkHim
My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better to testify for school lunches in front of Congress than get drunk in a bar somewhere and misbehave.
Tom Colicchio
GoodSchoolBetterYouDrunkBar
Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
EatingDrunkTruePrinciplesBecome
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
ManDrunkCowardBeingWhoGoes
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
Davy Jones
PeopleYouDrunkSleepingOutBeing
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight.
Bobby Vinton
LifePeopleStupidDrunkWrongTake
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.
William Wycherley
DrunkWillManlyBeingGlorious
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
Rick Derringer
HappinessGreatYouDrunkTellUp
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