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Dylan Moran Quotes

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.

Dylan Moran

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: irish
Birth: November 3, 1971

Topics

Chair Drunk Done Grandmother Way

I've learned enough times in life that saying something is completely different than acting upon it.

Jimmy Butler

Life Saying Enough Acting Something

Ensuring guns are out of the reach of children and holding those accountable who are irresponsible is the first step in reducing firearm accidents.

Jimmy Gomez

Children Step First Step Reach First

A Yorkshire coal mine during the war was my first workplace. I was 18, and when I was called up, I thought I'd go into the RAF. But my number got pulled out of Ernest Bevin's hat, and I went down the pit as a Bevin boy to replace all the able-bodied miners who went to war.

Jimmy Savile

War Hat Thought Down Go Workplace

I do not want to play a character who is exactly like me.

Jodelle Ferland

Character Me Play Want Who Like

We discovered that fruit flies alter course in less than one one-hundredth of a second, 50 times faster than we blink our eyes, which is faster than we ever imagined.

Michael Dickinson

Eyes Fruit Blink Faster Course Than

My free time at home is usually spent emailing, listening to music, reading and talking on the phone. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends.

Steve Nash

Home Music Time Listening Reading

I was pretty hot-tempered all through school. I remember my high school basketball coach telling me: 'Boy, if you don't learn to control that temper, you're gonna kill somebody.'

Tony Dorsett

School Me Control Basketball Learn

I don't think it's all that unusual for a new president to want to get along with the Russians. I remember George W. Bush having the same hope.

Mitch McConnell

Hope Think Remember New Want Same

That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

Loni Love

You Nice Fresh Things Being Keep

To this day, 'The Duke and I' remains particularly close to my heart; I felt it was the novel in which my writing took a huge leap forward.

Julia Quinn

Heart Day Writing Forward Leap Duke

I don't remember the first time I won. I remember the first time I lost, and it sucked. It was go-karts; I was, like, 6 years old.

Juan Pablo Montoya

Time Remember Lost First Time First

If you say 'I can't,' you'd better add on 'yet.' Once you start to change that inner dialogue, things that would seem completely impossible become possible.

Diamond Dallas Page

Change Start Impossible Better You