I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
Matthew Broderick
GoodCharacterI AmMeAccountant
When you're dealing with a big amount of money, you should have your own accountant and your own lawyer.
Johnny Van Zant
MoneyLawyerYouAccountantOwnBig
There are a whole lot of little tales told in 'Presumed Innocent,' whether it's about the Hobberly kid, who was an important witness who ends up assassinated, or an accountant named Marcy Lupino, who meets a horrible fate in a state penitentiary. There's less of that in 'Innocent,' and deliberately so.
Scott Turow
FateAccountantInnocentImportant
I didn't do anything differently than what my father was doing. It's a really hard family to rebel in. I could have become an accountant. Or I could have become a Republican.
Justin Townes Earle
FamilyFatherDoingRebelAccountant
After Huguette Clark died in 2011 at age 104, 19 relatives challenged her will, claiming she was mentally ill and had been defrauded by her nurse, attorney and accountant.
Bill Dedman
AgeAccountantWillSheRelatives
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example.
Daniel Goleman
JobLawyerLegalYouAccountantSay
Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard.
Irene Rosenfeld
ValueMeMomAccountantWorking Hard
Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out the answer to that question once a year, at tax time, when my accountant tells me.
Simon Sinek
TimeMeYearYouFindAccountant
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
Bob Newhart
AccountingAccountantTestNever
I have a poverty demon. I'll ask my accountant if I can afford something, and he'll say, 'What are you talking about?'
Tyra Banks
TalkingPovertyYouI CanAccountant
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
Janet Jackson
SingingAccountant
People don't really know themselves until they're 30. Like most people nowadays, I went to university, got a degree and wandered for a bit. I trained to be a chartered accountant, which I didn't much enjoy, and it was only slowly that the idea of becoming a creative writer gelled.
Wilbur Smith
CreativePeopleEnjoyAccountantGot
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
Zakk Wylde
DayWifeAlcoholYouBadAccountant
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
Ed Helms
AdviceYouAccountantTroubleTax
The reality is that a person who has always struggled with numbers is unlikely to be a great accountant or statistician.
Tom Rath
GreatRealityAccountantPersonWho
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
SpeedLoseAccountantUpDelivery
I don't go to a psychiatrist. I don't go to a gym. I run away from my accountant, I run away from my dentist. They are all supposed to help you, but I like to stay in bed, where I have a chance to reflect, like Rossellini.
Marlene Dumas
ChanceHelpYouGymAccountantRun
There are three people you need in life: an accountant, a fishmonger, and a bail bondsman.
Guy Fieri
LifePeopleYouAccountantThree
I used to work at a hotel. I was the order-taker for room service. My mom worked at the hotel as an accountant.
Sasha Banks
WorkServiceMomHotelAccountant
I worked as an accountant in an auditor's office, at a textile showroom, a telephone booth, and a fast-food joint while studying. My dad found it odd, but he never interfered in any of my decisions.
Vijay Sethupathi
DecisionsAccountantNeverOfficeHe
Commissions add up, taxes are a big drag, margin ain't cheap. A good accountant costs money as well. The math on this one is obvious, yet investors often fail to recognize it: Keep your costs low and your turnover lower, and you will win in the end.
Barry Ritholtz
GoodMoneyWinEndYouAccountant
I'm an accountant. I'm a manufacturer from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, who stepped up to the plate, and now I'm a U.S. senator.
Ron Johnson
AccountantNowUpPlateWisconsin
My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.
Bruno Tonioli
WorkParentsMeAccountantBank
As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world.
Marta Andreasen
WorkBlueMeWorldAccountantOver
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