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Ed Helms Quotes

April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

Ed Helms

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 24, 1974

Topics

Advice You Accountant Trouble Tax

It's fun working with smart, young women.

Joanna Coles

Women Smart Fun Young Working

Since my father is a musician as well, he taught me growing up that if you can play jazz, you can learn all instruments and write on them. He wanted me to be a songwriter that can do anything in any genre. I'm all about doing every genre.

Meghan Trainor

Father Me Growing Up Learn Doing

Making a living in the arts, though, creates so many jobs for other people.

Maureen Forrester

People Living Arts Making A Living

Working at Pixar has been like my graduate school for screenwriting.

Michael Arndt

School Graduate School Working Been

I think Amazon is a place where people don't want to work.

Steve Ballmer

Work People Think Place Want Where

For me, 'The Social Network' isn't about Facebook. It certainly isn't about how people use it. It's about a flawed character and his pursuit of that grand idea that defines him and validates his life and how far he'll go to get it, and the repercussions that come as a result of that - what he gives up in the process.

Trent Reznor

Life Character People Me Result Go

We need to quit appeasing our adversaries, and we need to stand with our allies.

Tom Cotton

Stand Quit Need Allies Our

In my career, I played for four different teams in a lot of different systems, and it's like learning another language.

Ron Jaworski

Learning Language Career Different

I am drawn to the mystery of marriage. You can never know what the contract is between two people, and that is a very strong subject. I think it may be my subject.

Mike Nichols

Marriage I Am People Strong Think

Everything is possible for an eccentric, especially when he is English.

Jules Verne

Possible Everything English He

I think the media can be a very positive influence by essentially holding people to task about the importance of high quality medical care. And when the media is scrutinizing you, then I think that's a very good, positive thing for the field of medicine.

Anthony Fauci

Positive Good Quality Medical People

I enjoy teaching football.

Peyton Manning

Football Enjoy Teaching