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Accountant Quotes

No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock.

Heston Blumenthal

Waiting Accountant Falling Asleep

It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.

Accountant Run Circus Become Hard

My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.

Father Accountant His

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.

Work Learn Accountant Living Dentist

I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant.

Aubrey McClendon

Business Best Me Accountant Way

When I was a child, I wanted to be a jockey. I love horses, but it's not practical to have one in London. I also wanted to be an accountant, which isn't glamorous at all, but my dad was one, and I quite liked maths.

Love Child Accountant London Horses

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

Money Man Accountant Tax Him Agent

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Father Me Accountant Now Right Even

I am the despair of my accountant; I am the plastic bags of receipts.

I Am Accountant Plastic Despair Bags

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Accountant Why Shy Company Million

Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.

Music Energy You Late Accountant

I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. But you pay corporation tax. If you're then taking it out and spending it on yourself, you have to pay more.

Ken Livingstone

Money Yourself You Accountant Tax

A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors - the number of doctors I've seen in L.A. who are Indian is just crazy. So it is a very common thing. Or an accountant! That again is a very, very big thing.

Crazy Generation Accountant Big Seen

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there.

Cool Look Accountant Out Offense

I didn't want to be an accountant; I found myself being a banker, which was a bit different. I went to university, and I was going to do a Ph.D. in the States, but I didn't get the funding for it, so I had two years where I had a bit of a wobble and didn't really know what I wanted to do, and I ended up working as a banker.

Myself Accountant Know Want Two Up

I should have stayed an athlete, body well-tuned, cruising around with my accountant in a Porsche, maroon and chrome.

Body Accountant Athlete Porsche

Use an accountant the first time you file your taxes after becoming a freelancer. It will be worth it.

Time Worth You Accountant Will

It was expected of all good middle-class Indian people to build India and, as you know, Indians - when we say, 'build India,' it was all about being an accountant, a lawyer, an engineer. So it was this idea that professionals would build the country.

Good People Lawyer You Accountant

I come from a family of working professionals: my dad is a chartered accountant, and my mom is a professor.

Family Mom Accountant Professor Come

When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love.

Love Men Think You Accountant Want

My parents thought they were getting an accountant and a lawyer. Instead, they ended up with a PR and an actress.

Parents Lawyer Thought Accountant Up

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

You Accountant Kid Playing Even Did

And the big issue here, I think, is that the publisher took over the editorial pages, a guy named Jeff Johnson. He's an accountant from Chicago, doesn't know anything about what newspapers are supposed to be about, and he made a decision to get rid of the column.

Decision Think Accountant Know Over

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

Mistake Me Accountant Forty Years

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