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Dana Carvey Quotes

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 2, 1955

Topics

Famous You More Years Little Theory

I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was.

Hair Always Older Than Facial Had

On 'The Simpsons,' I will say that we definitely like to comment on what's going on in the world, and we try to be funny. If we can figure out a way of being funny about it, then we've gone part of the way of accomplishing our task.

Funny World Say Will Way Try

On the contrary, I tried on numerous occasions to convince the American president not to go to war. I did what was within my capabilities to avoid that happening.

Silvio Berlusconi

War American Go President Within

When you give something up, you need to fill the space where it used to be, and you understand the landscape in yourself a bit more.

Yourself Space Landscape You Need

In America, people rarely stay in the town where they grew up, rarely stay in close proximity to their parents throughout their lives. You rarely find parents in their old age being taken care of by their children.

Age Children Old Age Parents People

I feel like, at any given time, if I'm not playing my best football, if I'm not taking coaching points, if I'm not doing things right out there on the field, I feel I can be covered by anyone.

Time Best Football Feel Doing I Can

Sometimes the problem is not the people in the band, but the people around the band.

Roger Andrew Taylor

People Problem Sometimes Band Around

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then certain people are going to love it just because they need a laugh.

Love Creative People Laugh Long You

When I did 'Cyrano' for Roundabout, I was originally supposed to direct and play the title role, but I quickly realized that was madness, and we called in Jamie Lloyd, who directed me in Osborne's 'Inadmissible Evidence.'

Me Madness Play Evidence Role Who

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Funny Think Laugh You Just Just Be

In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the old they are a comfort and aid in their weakness, and those in the prime of life they incite to noble deeds.

Life Weakness Friends Poverty Young

We're saved somewhat by Google. You can - when you're all sitting around the table desperately snapping your fingers in the hopes of remembering the name of that movie that you can't remember the name of - you can make people think that you are not as old as you actually are because you have the technology to find the answer.

Technology People Think Name You

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