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Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

Gabriel Iglesias

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 15, 1976

Topics

Day Cool Think Go Just Because See

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet.

Want My Own Thief Wallet Own

I understand the worries of many - not only here in this auditorium -, and some have already written to me to say that technical progress has lowered the threshold that stops people from helping themselves to protected works without the slightest embarrassment.

Progress People Me Say Understand

Don't pile your tomatoes in a container that doesn't breathe. I like my baskets or grass mesh plates, and I layer them single deep, stem end down to prevent bruises and premature rotting.

Deep End Down Grass Breathe Single

The highest praise is when a kid says, 'This book feels so real; this could have happened at my school.'

Andrew Clements

School Book Praise Kid Real Highest

I love working with Byron Saxton and Jerry Lawler, and I hope I continue to do so.

Love Hope Working Continue I Love

I do believe states' rights was a sound doctrine that got hijacked by some unsavory customers for a while - like, 150 years or so. I'm professionally obliged to believe that knowledge is better than ignorance, but some kinds of forgetting are OK with me.

John Shelton Reed

Knowledge Ignorance Me Believe Sound

An influencer with a small but loyal and engaged following can often have a far greater impact than one with a much larger fan base.

Small Impact Loyal Greater Far Fan

When I first started looking at Twitter, I followed people like Steve Martin, who will just write the funniest non sequiturs now and then, which I thought was really fun. That's kind of the road I've taken. Every now and then, something comes into your mind and you put it out there. It's very innocuous. I think it's kind of fun.

Fun People Mind Looking Road Think

My 3-year-old daughter is somewhat psychic. I hate the abuse of that word, so let's just say... intuitive. She was born 'in the caul,' meaning my water never broke, and superstition says that makes a child psychic.

Daughter Water Hate Child Meaning

For a songwriter, you don't really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they're made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.

School Listening Learn You Wonder

I do proclaim myself king of bachata because I have to represent my genre. I have to always come out and put on the Superman cape. I'm pretty much representing my culture. I'm not going to change that. But I definitely don't want there to be a misconception where people are like, 'The only thing he likes to do is bachata.'

Change Myself Culture King People

I think to be in politics you have to have the taste for blood on that.

Politics Think You Blood Taste

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