Garrison Keillor Quotes

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

Garrison Keillor

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: August 7, 1942

Topics

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Every Christmas, all I ever wanted was Playskool instruments. It was my entire life. And then by the time I was 6 or 7 years old, it became, 'Now I'm going to force my entire family to watch me perform all these rock songs.'

Andy Biersack

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When I came to America from Sweden, Mother and I, we went to Chicago where our relatives lived.

Ann-Margret

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I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.'

Andy Samberg

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To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Ambrose Bierce

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Life is difficult. Not just for me or other ALS patients. Life is difficult for everyone. Finding ways to make life meaningful and purposeful and rewarding, doing the activities that you love and spending time with the people that you love - I think that's the meaning of this human experience.

Steve Gleason

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My dad has an incredible passion for living life, and he's really, really funny, so he definitely encourages me to enjoy all aspects of life. He's very proud of me and definitely encourages my career path, and we have a good time talking about work.

Spencer Grammer

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A Brooks Brothers button-down with an unfastened collar, rolled-up sleeves, and jeans makes for a comfortable, casual look.

Roger Stone

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We look in... Germany for a superstar. We began with 10,000 people, which applied. From these 10,000, 100 was selected. The jury is unbelievably competent.

Michelle Hunziker

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I feel as though perhaps there's not a great match between the content I'm attracted to and the content that is considered attractive to some of the more major or more traditionally financed entities.

Debra Granik

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The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

Cheri Oteri

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I hope there is nothing about me that people have a big problem with. You know, I like to think of myself as lovable.

Christine Quinn

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For a major publisher like Time Inc. to embrace Bitcoin sends an important message to both its readers and to the broader media community.

Brian Armstrong

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