Andy Samberg Quotes

I never knew what I even looked like in a suit before I worked at 'Saturday Night Live.'

Andy Samberg

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LiveNightSaturdayNeverSuitKnew

No civilization on the brink of collapse has ever changed fast enough to avert collapse.

Joel Salatin

EnoughFastCivilizationChanged

Pregnancy changed my body; it changed the way I walk.

Andie MacDowell

WalkBodyWayPregnancyChanged

I've always loved kickboxing.

Mauro Ranallo

LovedAlwaysKickboxing

My mother, who grew up in Pennsylvania, literally washed my mouth out with soap once for saying, 'Shut up!' to my sister. She would have washed my mouth out with gasoline if she knew how foul my mouth was racially when she wasn't around.

John Piper

MotherSisterSayingMouthSheOut

I don't think my life would be significantly poorer if I don't impersonate Nick Clegg. Life is short enough without sitting up night after night listening to tapes of him.

Rory Bremner

LifeListeningLife Is ShortNight

I like to prove things wrong.

Mickey Drexler

WrongProveThingsLike

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!

David Starr Jordan

DogPatriotismReligionMoonHe

After securing security, we can be confident that our achievements will be safeguarded and also have the capacity to construct infrastructure such as regional railways, airports, and highways that will facilitate trade and help us to integrate faster.

Ali Bongo Ondimba

ConfidentHelpSecurityWillTrade

From a child's point of view, there is rarely a great time for parents to separate, even if there has been a lot of commotion and fighting.

Susie Orbach

GreatTimeChildParentsFighting

The training of the schools should be extended to the heart as well as the mind and hand.

Sheldon Jackson

HeartTrainingMindHandWell

I'm still surprised to be an author. I wonder what I'll write next?

Mordicai Gerstein

WonderWriteNextI WonderStill

Kids have awkward moments.

Kenan Thompson

MomentsAwkwardKids

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