Kapil Sharma Quotes

People expect comedy from me but I am not just a stand-up comedian anymore. I act on stage, host 'Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa' and also conduct interviews on my show. I have grown as a person and an artiste.

Kapil Sharma

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: indian
  • Birth: April 2, 1981

Topics

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I think the National Football League needs a new union. The heavyweights of this union are not heavyweights enough.

Jim Brown

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Oh the Christian church has encouraged enormous immaturity among the peoples who are its primary adherence.

John Shelby Spong

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Becoming a part of the Marvel Universe was my childhood dream. Like most kids growing up, I read a lot of comic books and acted out some of the characters with friends. Since I can remember, I wanted to be a superhero, so it's not just a movie for me - or just another role - it's a fulfillment of my dreams on so many levels.

Stefan Kapicic

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My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.

Steve Ballmer

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People expect me to be, first and foremost, a storyteller. I lead by telling stories.

Shonda Rhimes

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We are in a global war with a radical and violent form of the Islamic religion, and it is irresponsible and dangerous to deny it.

Michael T. Flynn

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It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.

Loni Love

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The death of compromise has become a threat to our nation as we confront crucial issues such as the debt ceiling and that most basic of legislative responsibilities: a federal budget. At stake is the very meaning of what had once seemed unshakable: 'the full faith and credit' of the U.S. government.

Deborah Tannen

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Industrial hemp is a safe substance with many practical commercial applications.

Cory Gardner

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I am not embarrassed to tell you that I believe in miracles.

Corazon Aquino

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If I do find myself walking up the aisle and dancing at my own wedding reception, I want the first dance to be both spontaneous and dramatic.

Anton du Beke

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Truth, though it has many disadvantages, is at least changeless. You can always find it where you left it.

Phyllis Bottome

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