Karl Pilkington Quotes

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

Karl Pilkington

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: September 23, 1972

Topics

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Life on the road is very different from a normal, day to day life, and sometimes that surrealistic existence can have an effect on you, you tend to forget that's not really how things are supposed to be. But there comes a point where you have to pace yourself and find a place in your mind where you can be real.

Joe Nichols

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Nothing is to be rated higher than the value of the day.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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I will not, nor will I ever, publicly divulge sensitive intelligence sources and methods. For when that happens, our national security is endangered and lives can be lost.

John O. Brennan

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Of course, Third World leaders love you. By ascribing third world ills to First World sins, you absolve them of blame for their countries' failure to advance.

John McCarthy

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The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

Stephen King

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Nobody knows the future with certainty. We can, however, identify ongoing patterns of change.

Alvin Toffler

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There is still refinement needed - we are working on being able to do the same things at lower light levels and with a larger field of view.

Stefan Hell

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America needs a big idea that plays to its strength. It should look to national service.

Stanley A. McChrystal

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I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.

Steven Wright

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You don't want to play a character you can't inhabit or commit to fully.

Stockard Channing

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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

Trey Parker

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It's hard for me... If I don't have a project going, I don't feel like I'm connected to anything. I don't even think it's that healthy for me. I like to get out of bed and have a purpose.

Tom Petty

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