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Steven Wright Quotes

I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.

Steven Wright

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 6, 1955

Topics

People Thought Friends Tell Head

I really like writing television, and I like the collaborative writers room feeling. It's ten people, and you're together every day laughing your heads off.

Jill Soloway

Day Together People Writing You Off

Oh God, friend breakups are the worst. The worst! And I've been through it. Basically, if you're over the age of 5, you've been through friend breakups.

Melissa Rivers

Friend God Age You Worst Over

I'm super grateful to be an employed actor.

Mayim Bialik

Grateful Actor Super Employed

I was driving to school at Reseda High School - I was a junior, and it was early 1956. I had a '49 Ford. I was listening to the country station, and 'Folsom Prison Blues' comes on... It didn't sound like the stuff I was hearing on the pop stations.

Robert Hilburn

School Listening High School Prison

Pity is just another form of abuse.

Michael J. Fox

Abuse Pity Just Form Another

I oppose the spending of trillions in Iraq and Afghanistan, I strongly oppose Islamic extremism but don't believe that sending troops to die in two unwinnable wars makes sense.

Roger Stone

Believe Die Two Afghanistan Sense

My writing is remarkably non-confessional; you actually learn very little about me.

Michael Pollan

Me Writing Learn You Little Very

I don't think every movie should be made in 3-D, and it should depend on whether it's one of these films that's more immersive or needs to be taken to another world. I'm interested in other formats.

Joseph Kosinski

World Think More Depend Made Needs

I love spicy food, love it. But wasabi is just painful.

Devon Werkheiser

Love Food Spicy Painful Just I Love

I'm motivated and driven, and I have been from a young age.

Christie Hefner

Age Young Driven Been Motivated

You don't direct ostriches, you herd them.

Shelley Duvall

You Herd Direct Them

Since its founding in 1854, Penn State has proven to be a leading institution of higher learning.

Tim Holden

Learning Institution State Higher