Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
Recitation: by Male by Female
As an avid hunter, outdoor enthusiast, and life member of the NRA, I understand the importance of protecting the right to keep and bear arms.
Jeff Duncan
LifeUnderstandBearRightHunter
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
Jeff Foxworthy
MenSmellAccident
I just wanted to be a working character actor.
Michael Horse
CharacterActorWorkingJustWanted
Fortunately, I grew up in a traditional family where questioning was encouraged, particularly by my pandit grandfather. We are all voracious readers, seeking knowledge. I learn a lot from discussions with my wife, siblings and parents.
Amish Tripathi
FamilyKnowledgeWifeParentsLearn
Some songs are dead easy, and others can be quite challenging. Other times, you just have to put it in the bin.
Rob Halford
EasyYouOthersDeadJustSongs
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.
Ronald Reagan
PowerPlantYearDeskNuclear Power
Parenting advice is mostly useless because every family is uniquely its own; artistic advice is mostly useless because every artist works in their own way. Thus, figuring out how to balance the two has an intense specificity.
Rumaan Alam
FamilyParentingBalanceAdviceWay
Everybody thought I was crazy. They thought I should take the money and run. But there was just something special about being a senior at Chapel Hill. I just couldn't leave.
Lorrie Fair
MoneyCrazyThoughtHillRunLeave
Whenever we say a person's name, notice whether we have stated more than a fact. For example, the judgment, 'She's thoughtless' goes beyond the facts 'She said she'd call me and she didn't.'
Joko Beck
MeFactsNamePersonSaidSay
What I was most curious about was why Armstrong, a top U.S. Navy test pilot, flying the most advanced aircraft in the world, would want to join the astronaut corps in 1962, which included chimpanzees and monkeys.
Douglas Brinkley
CuriousWorldFlyingWantTestNavy
Just like Tim Robbins is very political - and obviously, Arnold Schwarzenegger must be - I want to be able to have this public personality that's considered authoritative.
Christy Romano
PersonalityPoliticalWantMustJust
It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene.
Brian Eno
ChangeDestinationMattersScene
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