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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 6, 1958

Topics

Men Smell Accident

I don't worry anymore because there's only one person that knows when your day is, and that's the good Lord above.

Good Day Worry Person Lord Above

I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and red carpets and trips to Europe and crazy stuff I never would have imagined - and I look at them as if I'm the bartender in the corner of the room. They've never gone into my psyche. I look at them with distance, and wonder.

Andre Dubus III

Stars Red Crazy You Look Wonder

When any fat is heated to frying temperatures, toxic volatile chemicals that can cause genetic mutations are released into the air.

Fat Toxic Air Genetic Cause Frying

I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.

Metta World Peace

Age Happy Me Baby Lose Look

For some years, I've been very interested in the relationship between science and art.

Relationship Science Art Years Been

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Marriage Wife Toilet Convenience

There is nowhere in the four Gospels where Jesus uses the word 'homosexual.'

Nowhere Where Four Word Jesus Uses

I grew up really religious, and my family still is, but I'm not so much. That scene in 'Cool Hand Luke', it just destroyed me.

Joshua Ostrander

Family Me Cool Hand Up Destroyed

There's a chunk of myself in every part I play.

Myself Play Part Every Chunk

Our enduring values as a company are the most important of our mission and purpose.

Dennis Muilenburg

Purpose Mission Values Important Our

I just kind of went into the blue-collar workforce at a really young age and discovered music, in terms of being a musician, around the same time. The good news is, I was probably 17 when I knew that's what I was going to do with the rest of my life, no matter what that meant.

Life Good Music Age Time Rest

I don't - you know, I'm very disillusioned with our political system. If we don't wake up in America and realize that we have to vote out of our courage and integrity for candidates who reflect our own beatitudes, and not the beatitudes of the war machine and the corporations, we are - we're doomed.

Integrity Courage War Wake Up You

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