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Jackie Mason Quotes

I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 9, 1931

Topics

Love Heart Say Nothing Everything

It is up to you civilians to give a hand to show that we intend to take our responsibilities to maintain the integrity of our Empire, by giving the world proof that we have not all sold out to the Jew or Plutocrat.

Integrity World Giving You Hand Out

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

Love Trying Opening Act Working Get

The Internet is especially adept at compressing humanity and making it easy to forget there are people behind tweets, posts, and memes.

People Internet Easy Humanity Forget

My imagination is a monastery and I am its monk.

Imagination I Am Monk Monastery Am

I love doing deals and operating companies.

Michael Heisley

Love Doing Deals I Love Companies

Whether you agree with Trump or not, you can't deny he looks like a piece of pizza with the cheese off. It's just what it is.

Pizza You Looks Cheese Agree Off

Travelling, in general, opens your mind to so many different cultures and different ways of thinking and different ways of seeing stuff. I definitely feel like it has an influence on my music to be a bit more broader and a bit more open.

Music Mind Influence Thinking Feel

Gay TV has been immensely important in transforming American culture in a more gay-positive direction.

Culture Direction American Gay More

I have a hard enough time speaking for myself - I don't pretend I can be a spokesman for anybody. I have no interest in playing that role.

Mathieu Kassovitz

Time Myself Enough I Can Hard Role

Modern video games like 'Mass Effect' and 'Uncharted' cost tens of millions of dollars and require the labor of hundreds of people, who can each work 80- or even 100-hour weeks.

Work People Video Games Labor Games

I had professional stunt racers teaching me how to drive.

Me Drive Professional Teaching Stunt

When I write music, I know a lot of artists like Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran tend to write from personal experience. I write from personal experience, of course, but I don't limit myself to that.

Christina Grimmie

Music Myself Experience Personal

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