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Jen Kirkman Quotes

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 28, 1974

Topics

Love Trying Opening Act Working Get

We are really the victims of our own problems.

Problems Own Victims Our Really

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Funny God Diamonds Bend Over Floor

I love math and science, and also, my mom is a doctor. I grew up not even having an awareness that women were not supposed to be good at science.

Love Good Women Science Mom Doctor

Even a song like 'Give Love,' in my head, there's a question as I'm writing it, going, 'Is this cheesy? Is it too on the nose to say 'give love?''

Love Writing Song Say Question Head

Listen, I wish economic growth only went in one direction. It doesn't. There are economic downturns. They're painful, they're harmful, and they hurt families.

Growth Direction Hurt Wish Listen

I have been in my fair share of both onscreen and off screen fights.

Fair Share Screen Off Been Both

Legislation to create a new 10 percent tax bracket, reduce the marriage penalty, cut the tax rate on dividends and capital gains, and increase the child tax credit have been essential elements in this economic expansion.

Marriage Child Credit Create New

I'd never bought a bottle of cologne in my life, never dabbled in Drakkar Noir before the big high school date or Polo before the prom.

Michael Paterniti

Life School High School My Life High

There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'

Life Friend Great Woman Me Problem

There is no cure for emphysema, but you can start treating it and have a better quality of life.

Life Quality Start Better You Cure

Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.

Morning You Know Anchor Do You Know

The lazy part of me would love to do a sitcom where I could work three days a week and make a fortune.

Work Love Me Week Lazy Three

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