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Larry Gelbart Quotes

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1928

Topics

Humor You Sense Of Humor Sense

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Myself People Why Pleasure Give Get

I grew up in Iowa, so we had Cheap Trick come through a lot, but some of the other acts were a little harder to find.

Find Cheap Through Up Little Iowa

At News Corporation, we have a history of challenging media orthodoxies.

History Media News Corporation

Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view.

View Point Of View Point Sure Even

I don't think that anyone should be in control of a relationship. I think that if you have a woman that controls her man, he is a puppet, and he is weak.

Relationship Woman Man Control Think

I remember once doing a benefit for a Jewish charity and wearing an enormous cross. I kind of don't let the audience dictate anything to me. I sort of dictate to them, and they better be on board.

Lisa Lampanelli

Me Charity Better Doing Remember

At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern Drummer seeing as I'm not a modern drummer anymore.

Jason Schwartzman

Hate Think Seeing Now Drummer Mail

I'm a blue-collar Chicago girl raised on wonderful movies my mom took us to, ones that had a lot of heart.

Girl Heart Mom Chicago Movies Us

The same people who recognize I came out with no medals should recognize I could have won three.

People Three Same Medals Out Who

The '80s was the time for the great so-called modernization in Spain. It was a moment when it seemed that everything was breaking up and moving fast into modernity.

Antonio Munoz Molina

Great Time Moment Moving Fast Up

When I got to high school, I was going to do sports, but I got kicked off the volleyball team because I kept missing it for musical theater.

Shanice Williams

Sports School Team High School High

Men and women are most alike at their most mature and soulful levels. Men and women are most different only at their most immature and merely physical levels.

Women Men Mature Immature Alike

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