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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Yourself Fun Better Someone You Got

I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, 'Let's start the year off together,' and then we wound up breaking up the night after!

New Year's Together Kiss Night Start

Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It'll never be the same thing as this, because Bourne is a guy who is against the establishment, who is paranoid and on the run. I just think fundamentally they're just very different things.

People Bond Think Run Never System

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

Present You Grandmother Diaper Going

Individuals who are out there to make transactions with pay-per-tweets, it's a turnoff for their fans, rightfully so.

Out Fans Make Who Individuals

We believe strongly that all meaningful change comes from entrepreneurs.

Steve Jurvetson

Change Believe Meaningful Strongly

I'm a New York story.

New York Story New York

Living on hypocrisy is not a healthy diet for patriots.

Diet Hypocrisy Healthy Living

It doesn't need to be the same every day, doesn't need to be the same shower I use, the same restaurant I go to, the same hour I go to sleep. I've always been very flexible. I don't care if I practice at nine in the morning or 10 P.M.

Morning Day Sleep Practice Care Go

As many will remember, a respected Army Corps economist filed a whistleblower complaint about the Corps' use of faulty data to justify lock and dam expansion.

Army Data Remember Will Lock Dam

My nephews all look at me differently now. Before, they couldn't relate to me, and now I'm like a god.

God Me Look Now Nephews Differently

The only sort of descriptive adjective or catch phrase for my music would be 'eclectic.'

Music Catch Only Would Eclectic

Contemporary Britain seems an endlessly fascinating place to me - but if I knew a little bit more about other places, and other times, maybe it wouldn't.

Me Place Places More Little Seems

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