Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

Jeff Foxworthy

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I'm a fan of some horror. Some of the really corny b-horror movies I don't love so much, but 'Rosemary's Baby' is one of my favorite movies.

Megan M. Duffy

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Only the most deluded of us could doubt the necessity of this war.

John McCain

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I am a very impatient director.

Steven Spielberg

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Katherine Heigl was a movie star. I thought she was going to be one, and it was fun to watch this young actress getting better every day.

Tom Sizemore

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Our goal isn't to make money. Our goal absolutely at Apple is not to make money. This may sound a little flippant, but it's the truth. Our goal, and what gets us excited, is to try to make great products.

Jonathan Ive

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I think being in the public eye can only help me launch into the world of fashion.

Johnny Weir

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I was known for being quite... ruthless at ABB. I drove hard targets, pushed my people. But I was always fair. Once I was convinced of someone, I let them handle things themselves. But if you kept doing badly, there was no place for you.

Dinesh Paliwal

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Everybody gets through a phase where it's, 'Ah, if I could just sound just like Vince Gill.' Then you figure out that you have your own voice, whether you like it or not, and that's what you should stick with.

Chris Stapleton

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If you are possessed by an idea, you find it expressed everywhere, you even smell it.

Thomas Mann

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I have to play baseball to make me happy. I have to be an athlete. But when it's all said and done, I'll be a normal father. A normal-type house man.

Rickey Henderson

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Also, because schools must teach the spirit of goodwill, the habit of helping others around you, every class should have this rule: students, if you bring software to class you may not keep it for yourself.

Richard Stallman

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If I was going to sell out, I would do it for more than 10,000 records.

Kurt Elling

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