P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

P. J. O'Rourke

Recitation: by Male by Female

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WomenMenDieNeverTakeOne Thing

If Washington continues to fumble issues like taking care of the debt, getting the troops home, and rebuilding our economy, my wife and I may sit down and say, 'These are critical things and maybe we need to get back in the ball.'

Joe Scarborough

HomeWifeCareBackDownWashington

It's not in either my personal or business interest to be a highly visible person.

Jerry Speyer

BusinessPersonPersonalInterest

The Republicans claim they are for strengthening Pell grants when the truth is that over the last four years, their legislation has done the exact opposite.

John Conyers

TruthTruth IsDoneOverYearsLast

President Ford used humor a great deal.

Robert Orben

GreatHumorPresidentUsedDeal

He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf on helium, we'll play with it.

Tom Kenny

ChildPlayChildlikeKidUpLike

I'm a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains.

Roger Bart

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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

Ron White

MeSkinSayWantNeverAnything

I am involved with politics today because of the inspiration I received from Ronald Reagan.

Mike Simpson

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I grew up really fast.

Mija

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As a general principle, the American people would be well served by the active pursuit of effective policies to support longer-run growth in productivity.

Janet Yellen

GrowthSupportPeopleAmericanWell

Your camera is the best critic there is. Critics never see as much as the camera does. It is more perceptive than the human eye.

Douglas Sirk

BestEyeCameraNeverHumanSee

I've definitely had the long stretches of time in my personal life where I've felt an intense loneliness and a desperation to feel something real and to have something that truly meant something in my life.

Brett Gelman

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