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Robert Orben Quotes

American - Entertainer | March 4, 1927 -

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time Time Flies You Up Flies

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Day Vacation Nothing All Day Having

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Blame Computers More Human Even Err

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

History Time Democracy Price True

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Work Business Day People Look Go

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

Place Pollution Now Air Lungs Much

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Savings Inflation Your

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Work Morning People America Look Go

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

God People New Planned Used Concept

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Luck General Corporal General Motors

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

Politics You Feeling Find Right Out

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

People Temptation Touch Keep Would

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